My Weekend

If you’re reading this, you’re obsessed with me… just how I like. This weekend FINALLY just ended for me today! I did ALL the things… I know you already know that because I’ve been posting photos and videos on twitter.

I had a friend from Hawaii come visit who is an absolute animal.  It started on Friday with a hike in Boulder with my girlfriend.  We hiked Chautauqua Trail,  the weather was perfect and the trail was speckled with wild flowers in full bloom.  After hiking we did some shopping at one of my favorite little hippie stores, Umba.  I got a gorgeous bell sleeve dress and a really cute tye dye shirt for yoga (that’ll be $114.20.) If I ever see something in a store that I like, I walk right in and I get it because I deserve to have anything I could possibly want.  There is no pondering.  After hiking and shopping we worked up a huge appetite and headed to the Boulder Dushanbe Teahouse for a delicious and healthy meal. It’s an authentic Persian teahouse and the only one in the Western Hemisphere. They serve international cuisine for breakfast, lunch, dinner and weekend brunch.  Every dish on the menu was from a different country. It was built by 40 artisans in several cities of Tajikistan, shipped to Boulder and then all the pieces were put together into a restaurant beside a river. It is GORGEOUS and our meal was incredible (that’ll be $56.57.)

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Saturday we went paddle boarding in Boulder, where I was a total show off as usual.  I am a natural athlete, have excellent balance and not to mention a rockin’ body.  This was only the second time I had ever gone paddle boarding and the first time I went was after several cocktails :-P

I had so much fun with my friends jumping on and off the boards, trading boards, doing various yoga moves and inversion poses and tanning under the Colorado sun. I paid for myself and my girlfriend (That’ll be $38.)  After that we ate at Zoe Ma Ma for lunch, it’s a pretty healthy and ethical place, I like it. (That’ll be $16.) Next we went to an outdoor art showing that was pretty cool, it gave us the chance to walk around in a big field admiring art sculptures that were several stories high and I took a lot of cute selfies!  Finally, even though we were spent, we still ran around the RHINO district to check out all of the graffiti art on all the buildings and in the alleyways and then we headed to Stoic and Genuine for dinner… so good.  We ate Spanish octopus, popcorn red snapper crudo and had a couple drinks (that’ll be $54.53.) After that we bounced around to various cocktail bars around Denver and had a few more appetizers while listening to live music (that’ll be somewhere around $80.)

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::: {.gmail_default} On Sunday we randomly drove to Buffalo Bill’s grave and checked out Lookout Mountain.  We snagged a couple cappuccinos and then went for a small hike.  After that we went to Red Rocks for a quick workout and some site seeing.  We then headed to Warped Tour to watch a ton of screamo bands (that’ll be $50.) Lunch was tacos and tall Limaritas (Gross, but what can you do? That’ll be $35.) While we were at Warped Tour I saw a big white Cirque du Soleil tent, so we HAD to go to that too! (That’ll be $192) You know I love Cirque du Soleil, Luzia was absolutely amazing!  I have a slave in Vegas that I make bring me to dinner and a Cirque show every time I visit and last year when I was living part time in LA I went to Cavalia, a cirque show who’s performers are almost all horses.  After a whole day of being impressed, delighted and entertained I was totally spent, my muscles were sore, I was sunburned and could barely hear… I felt so ALIVE! :::

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::: {.gmail_default} ::: {.gmail_default} On Monday we drove to Rocky Mountain National Park and hiked for over 5 hours, it was my first 14er!  The view was absolutely breathtaking and my legs were almost giving out on me towards the end.  The first thing I did at the top was eat a tamale and then start taking selfies :D  Go me.  After that we checked out a nearby town, picked up some liquor (that’ll be $25) and set up a hammock and a tent for the night.  We sat under the stars poking a fire and enjoying the great outdoors while you losers jerked your dicks wondering what I was up to haha… except for the ones who are caged.  Somehow we brought enough blankets for me to be snug as a bug and plenty warm sleeping naked as usual.  I obviously look like an angel when I sleep. :::

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::: {.gmail_default} On Tuesday, today, we woke up, packed up our tent and headed back to Denver.  We went to the post office to pick up a ton of packages (gifts for me) then we went to Starbucks to caffeinate the queen (that’ll be $15) and then stopped by an asian market to pick up coconuts (that’ll be $17.95) to bring to a pool to catch some rays. I looked super hot in my thong bikini as always.  I see you guys looking by the way… ALL of you!  Next stop was the Denver Botanical gardens (that’ll be $12.50.) I love Botanical Gardens, I’ve been to about 9 of them all over the country.  After that we went to a gorgeous park to take some photos of me, which still came out beautifully considering I slept in a tent the night before, is completely sunburned and my body is almost beat to death.  For dinner we jumped on my new scooter and picked up takeout from a nearby sushi restaurant (that’ll be $48.23.) :::

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::: {.gmail_default} ::: {.gmail_default} And now it is OVER and I am back to wring you all dry and fuck with your heads. Guess what the best part is? Every single receipt you see here has already been covered by one of my slaves. Every single one. Either on twitter or KIK I was handing them out like candy and you were all standing in line just begging to be useful to me, your one true Goddess.  This pleases me more than anything… keep up the good work minions. :::

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::: {.gmail_default} Lot’s of clips coming this week!  Remember, no cumming without permission, ever. :::

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::: {.gmail_default} We love me! ::: ::: :::