Serving is a sacrifice, you work and I play. That’s the deal, right? Right.
If you want to play with the big girls, you better find a way to scrounge up some extra cash or else your poor ass is getting kicked to the curb. If you’re broke as a joke, this is how you should spend your weekend (hopefully you can afford to PAY attention):
Become a test subject for clinical trials- It’s better to experiment on YOU than on innocent animals, and you’ll get paid for it. Hospitals and researchers rarely advertise clinical trials, so nailing down a pay range is tricky. One trial could earn up to $1,000 per person but it’s important to think things through beforehand (just kidding, no one gives a shit about you). Search online or on craigslist.
Sell your organs- Your kidneys are worth up to $10k a pop! It’s on the black market of course. “It’s estimated that “organ trafficking accounts for roughly five to 10 percent of all the kidney transplants performed in the world.” (The Atlantic.)
Sell your blood plasma- It’s used to treat diseases like hemophilia and autoimmune disorders. Blood banks will pay anywhere from $20-$60 and you can “donate” twice a week. It’s a tiered system, so you’ll receive more the second time than the first time. Luckily you are probably a virgin, therefore won’t be disqualified for STD’s.
Sell your hair- Do you have some long, greasy man locks? Grow that shit out, the trick is to keep it long and pure as possible, no dyes or perms. BONUS: You will have some sissy material to work with while it grows out. Post an ad on http://thehairtrader.org and make anywhere from $50-1k.
Become a billboard- Get a brand tattooed on your body. It worked for some single mother in Utah. She tattooed an online casino’s url to her forehead for $10,000.
Online surveys- Super time consuming, pennies per hour. A good punishment for being broke and lazy. http://www.swagbucks.com pays in amazon gift cards.
Get on craigslist- Find some odd jobs. Help an old lady move or suck off some dudes behind walmart.
Niteflirt- Men home alone> gay> Put up some sexy pics and wait for the phone to ring! “I’ll do ANYTHING, mister!”
Recycle- Collect cans and bottles and practice being homeless. It’s best to start now. (Tip- apparently baseball games are a gold mine!)
Sell your prized possessions- Ebay, garage sale, craigslist. Sell your stuff, you don’t need stuff when your Domme wants stuff.
Make a meth lab- I don’t give a fuck.
DO NOT, for any reason, resort to selling your contaminated, bottom-of-the-barrel DNA. NO ONE wants your putrid sperm. No sperm selling, you should all be castrated.