Cock Mock Round 5!

It’s always dumbfounded me how women, those magical, unobtainable, intelligent, endlessly fascinating (except for soccer moms) creatures rarely expose their magnificent bodies, glorious in every size, shape and form. Meanwhile men are thrusting their ugly, deformed dick into every single corner of the universe. Like some kind of crazed child with a severe and undefeatable form of ADD, they desperately force everyone to experience a peek at their penis, not even the least bit ashamed that it’s only half erect, horribly wrinkled, with lint and dog hair hanging out of one of the many folds of excessive skin. HAVE YOU NO SHAME? You’re lurking on twitter, craigslist, cam chat sites, comment sections, basically every website in existence. On the internet, everyone is a flasher.

No one pays attention to you. They ignore it. They ignore you. You are beginning to think that your penis is invisible. You panic and spread your dick pics all over the fucking place, everywhere you can think of hoping that someone out there will respond. You are screaming inside, “SOMEONE NOTICE ME! PAY ATTENTION TO MY PENIS!” But no one cares; no one gives a single shit about your dick. It’s just one of a million ugly dicks floating around and no one gives it a fleeting thought. You are unremarkable and unmemorable in every respect, and so is your dick.

So let’s get this out of your system, if only for a few hours. I volunteer to be the sacrificial lamb by inviting you to tweet your ugly little dick pics to me all you want (you’re welcome ladies, I love ya right back). In a few days I will compile the photos and I will use them in a clip where I absolutely tear apart each and every photo so you can know once and for all societies opinion of your ding dong. For a few seconds, your wiener will be in the spotlight and you will get the attention you so crave. Tweeting me a pic is free and it WILL be included in the clip. You will buy and watch the resulting clip and endure me mercilessly criticizing your mangled wee wee stick, which will give you the peace and closure you need to move on with your pointless life.

It’s so easy to be a part of this clip! All you have to do is tweet ONE CLEAR photo of your dick to my slave who will then carefully collect each and every photo and send them to me in an organized folder. I will then record my authentic reaction to each photo, which will be tagged with the twitter handle of the sender. The video will be posted and I will list all of the twitter handles of the participants in the description.

Be sure to tag my slave, @sswell2002 on twitter and use this hashtag: #CockMock5

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